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Stop dressing your six-year old like a skank: and other words of delicate Southern wisdom

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Publisher:
St. Martin's Press,
Pub. Date:
2006.
Edition:
1st ed.
Language:
English
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Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible Celia Rivenbark is a master at summing up the South in all its glorious excesses and contradictions. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover: * How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disneyworld (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy)* Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons to hate them)* EBay addiction and why "It ain't worth having if it ain't on eBay" (Whoa Is that Willie Nelson's face in your grits?)* Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues* And so much more Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon line.
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9780312339937
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title_displayStop dressing your six-year old like a skank : and other words of delicate Southern wisdom
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